Straight Clubs and Bars....Step Up!

I have a gripe! Gay Bars and Clubs SPOIL gay men when it comes to drinks...for the most part you can get a STRONG drink a MANS drink. A drink thats not fussed over a drink that is pure alchohol. Something that will put hair on ur chest and that will keep the tips flowing, not to mention they are inexpensive enough to not break ur pockets. On the flip side when I go to STRAIGHT establishments the drinks are 1.) expensive, and 2.) WEAK. At a straight club they often want the drink to LOOK good! I don't want a nice pretty drink if its not going to fuck me up! I mean the object of a club (let me give you some REALITY of what goes into the making) is to get PRETTY people in there and get them to spend there money while there, and then tell everyoe they know. The average person goes out gets drunk and goes home with someone. It happens. Why can't straight clubs get the hint. CHEAP strong drinks, will ASSURE that I will get DRUNK at your CLUB, vs, before I get there!