Thursday, November 30, 2006

Carmen Bryan (Nas's Baby Mama) Dishin dirt before the book


Surprisingly she sounds alot more educated than supahead.

Interview Pt 1
She dishes the good on the rumor about Jay-Z being hung like a hourse in this one...And that Jay-Z's sex is best when he is drunk.

Interview Pt 2
Good...

Interview Pt 3
LMAO!

Beyonce in Disney


Beyoncé at Walt Disney World in Lake Buena Vista, Fla., on Wednesday. The singer was on hand to tape a segment for the upcoming ABC special Walt Disney World Christmas Day Parade, airing Dec. 25


B*tch is everywhere now...hopefully after Dreamgirls she sits herself down for a good 2 years!

Doesn't Jasmine from Aladdin look GOOD...Would Beyonce be a villain or a princess...leave your choice in the comments section. Personally I would go with Villain, she would be one of those villains who is so sweet and then you hear that evil laugh!!!

MJB - Reflections

2 and 1/2 Stars (out of 4) Slightly Trying It
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If Mary had put the right songs on her she would have easily gotten a 4star review from me, EASY! While this is a nice collection of Mary's hits, its nice and truly not great. I am sure her hardcore fans are pissed and being a newbie I am with them this doesn't satisfy me AT ALL. The album covers many Mary hits that I am familiar with and a few I never heard. A real treat is the track with John legend King and Queen a mellow and laid back Mary who is vocally so much better that she has been in the past. One of the biggest complaints I used to have about Mary was her voice. I didn't know at the time she was slumped over somewhere in a studio High as hell being exploited (Like on this song with Lauryn Hill - Now I Don't. If you cannot hear that Mary was somewhere slumped over u are a damn fool. Also it wasn't until recently I knew that was a duet! Most don't know, being as tho its a small as credit she gets and she sings that whole song!). Tho I am scratching my head on some of the songs left of that I like and remember like: Beautiful, Love @ First Sight, Be Happy, You remind me, I can love you (ft Lil Kim), Deep Inside, Every Day it Rains, Memories, Time, He Think I don't Know, Rainy Dayz, Gimmee You, and my personal favorite Your Child. With such a list of hits Bilge's people should have made the CD a double disc! And scrapped the terrible duets CD!!!! I don't know if this worth the money cause to me if you own The Breakthrough as I do...You are buying the same CD twice.

Tracklist:
01. Reflections (I Remember) 04:08 02. We Ride (I See The Future) 03:57 03. You Know 03:34 04. King And Queen (Duet With John Legend) 03:46 05. No More Drama 04:27 06. Family Affair 04:26 07. Real Love 04:31 08. No One Will Do 04:46 09. Be Without You 04:09 10. I'm Going Down 03:42 11. 911 (Duet With Wyclef) 04:20 12. Not Gon' Cry 04:53 13. My Life '06 05:08 14. Be Happy 05:39 15. I'll Be There For You , You're All I Need 03:42 To Get By Feat Method Man (Razor Sharp Mix) 16. As (George Michael And Mary J Blige) 04:42 17. One (Mary J Blige And U2) 04:21 18. Mjb Da Mvp Featuring 50 Cent 04:11

Ciara or Alleycat perfroming on Letterman...you decide

Ciara who was getting the goddess treatment by me just took another misstep. In her performance on Letterman she decided to sing live instead of her usual lipsync and dancing. The result a breathy, screechy mess! Also Ciara close your damn legs, I have NEVER seen someone so unlady like...B*tch is sittin with her legs wide open for most of the performance! She is slowly reverting back to the (goodies) primate stage of evolution...God help us all!

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Fag Time: John Legends Giant Photoshoot

Queer or Not Queer...you decide...

Back in The Day: Beyonce






Proving Every ones parents dress u funny catch a young Bee (and Solange) in Fila perched with En Vogue. I bet she and her family were star-struck...My how the tables have turned.

Jennifer Hudson: New Pics on her site

J Hud. is looking like a million bucks. I must stay saw her over the summer at an appearance @ the Edge and she is a sweetheart. Check out her website here.

20 Y.O. Janets 3rd Single With You!


Janet is Releasing With You as the 3rd single. I am not sure that this is a good choice. But since my girl made it I am behind her 1,000 %. Download With U HERE. Its growing on me can't wait for the video...I know it will be sexy...

Mya oh MY! and an Unreleased Track


Now it isn't often that magazines do something that strikes me as different, Usually its someone u know and love stripped or stiffly smilling. Rap Up magazine went the extra mile and did something VERY unique for Mya...WOW. Check out this unrealeased track SMILIN she put up on her myspace page recently...its FIRE.

Fantasia: Hood Boy the Video

I can tell that Fantasia is no longer with American Idol Management. When anyone "frees themselves" there are bound to be some growing pains and a period of adjustment for the fans. Examples of this Are: The Mariah Carey Divorce that turned her into a sex-kitten, Whitney's lil slip from under clives grasp from innocence into "ghettodom", and Beyonces whole last CD. Back to Fantasia, now I must say I love the fact that she is asserting her sex appeal, but it gonna take her a minute to find the fine line that separates sexy from vulgar! Let me just say this...I would ride on the back of that bike with that FINE ass man any day...WHEW! Anyway I love the concept because she could have went the way of Destiny's Child (tired Soldier Video) but she got some real hood type concepts. I love the Barbershop scene, we all know in the real "hood" people chill in the barbershop...which s why I have nowhere to sit sometimes when i go get a cut! Anyway that last scene was nice the I mean there is always a girl in the hood who is loud and up on boys with fake eyelashes dancin in the street, unfortunately this time that girl is Fantasia!

Beyonce: Listen the Video


Ok, it the first song off of the soundtrack and surprise they picked the bland Beyonce track...why GOD only knows. I mean don't get me wrong Bee sings the hell out of it, but alas its bland, can u really see anyone going "that's my song"? I can't! So Beyonce is on this push to prove she is such a good actress she has been doing all of these weird contusions and contortions of her face (i.e. Deja Vu, and Ring the Alarm), and if you're looking for some overacting well you have the right video! Now let me preface this by saying Beyonce looks absolutely stunning! There are moments in this video where she will take your breath away because she looks that damn good. Like when she has the dress on...OVAH!!!! But then Bee has to go and overact I mean Bee you weren't even this dramatic in Dreamgirls, and where did u get those godawful movements from in that dress!!!! I almost died when she beat her chest like a gorilla and then went into flailing her arms, ruining the climax of the video the shimmy (starting at 3:18) took ANY elegance you had left away. Beyonce take your choreographer and fire his ass! He has been getting you nothing but grief since you fell out in seizure at the BET awards! Otherwise the have some great shots of the movie which blended right in under Beyonce's overacting.

Fantasia...Anxiously Awaiting


While we are all anxiously awaiting Ms. Barrino to drop...Here is an album sampler that lets u know Fantasia is NOT playing...2 song you probably haven't heard yet are included. This cd is gonna make up for Ciara in my eyes...Damn Fantasia don't hurt us!!! CD drops 12/12/06. I will be in the line at best buy with my $10 in hand. Video for Hood Boy will be premiering tonight on BET's Access Granted @ 7:30 pm!

This is one mp3 file containing 5 song samplers.

1. Hood Boy (f/ Big Boi)
2. When I See U
3. Not The Way That I Do
4. I Nominate You - My personal Favorite!!!
5. I Feel Beautiful

Ludacris and Mary Runaway Love...The video

Dare I say it...Ludacris struck me with this one like Pac's "Brenda's got a baby" struck me back in the day! Ludacris dug deep with this song and Mary's Voice is very stirring. They both LOOK FABULOUS in the video. That lil Boi from the Wire...(does anyone know when he turns 18, lol) This Video is GREAT!!!

Man on Music: Ciara The Evolution, Finally!

(As usual Click Picture for Download.)

The rating:

2 and 1/2 stars (out of 4) Slightly Trying It

Well the CD has Leaked and it has set the Internet afire! But does it deliver HEAT or is smoke and mirrors...The Young Black Man is on it! Here is a play by play, song by song First Listen just as I heard it...

1. That's Right - It starts off Jumpin with the catchy crazy club song with Lil Jon bringin a down south type feel (This will bring ass popping in the clubs to new levels gay and straight).

2. Like A Boy - She slows it down a bit but brings some new vocal (brandy sounding background) treats on the hypnotic Like A Boy. With those nasty hermaphrodite rumors I am surprised she would title a song that way...

3. Evolution Of Music, The (Interlude) - The first evolution interlude is where she kind of turned me off...skip!

4. Promise - Promise is slow and sexy as I skip this (because they have worn it out on radio) I hope she brings me more slow music she has the capacity to hold my attention with a slow beat (that's one hell of an evolution).

5. I Proceed - A funky old school type beat comes on and Ciara is cooing (VERY Janet-esque) Ciara what the hell?!? this beat could have been used way more effectively...SKIP!

6. Can't Leave 'Em Alone - (with 50 Cent) 50 blasts through my speakers I love his sound on this beat! Ciara comes in and steals it...this is my song...Nice mellow groove I can see ridin to this on the highway.

7. C.R.U.S.H. - C.R.U.S.H. comes in and i am nodding my head, not bad not bad.

8. My Love - The next song has these crazy (MJB breakthrough) sounding vocals...nice song

* the way the songs are arranged is already gettin on my nerves. How we go from crush to hatin him Ciara Imma need u to stop playin with my musical emotions!

9. Evolution Of Dance, The (Interlude) - Interlude 2 another disappointment SKIP

10. Make It Last Forever - Darkchild comes in with the old school sample from "Whoo Yeah, It takes two to make a thing go right". Ciara sounds great over this beat, Rodney pushed her vocally this is the first song I can say she is singing on a very nice one.

11. Bang It Up - Bang It Up can only be looked at as ciara's rap-singing answer to everyone elses rap-singing lately...nice beat not impressed by ciara on this one not a skip tho it has a nice bridge

12. Get Up - (with Chamillionaire) Now we come to the song that turned the tides and brought me on board...This song is catch infectious and can still pack a dance floor months later! I am looking for an equal for this...remeber this is a soundtrack song.

13. Evolution Of Fashion, The (Interlude) - Ciara interlude 3 - ok I'll just say it out loud "shut the f*ck up!"

14. Get In, Fit In - Get In Fit I a bit out of reach for cici "tried so hard to copy my style..." girl sit down somewhere an ok song it lags when she decides to to cheer type calls that we have all ready heard from her...Sigh

15. Evolution Of C, The (Interlude) - Janet you are not with the interludes...Shut up already!!!

16. So Hard - Finally a Slow Beat...now I can so relate to this song...dayum I am loving it...Yesss!!!!

17. I'm Just Me - I'm just Me I love when people sing a song proclaiming just to be them (MJB's just mary, Fantasia's just me) I love this one "I'm just ghetto...I'm just me" nice one

18. I Found Myself - The acoustic sounding "I found myself" is where Ciara truly shines even with those vocal imperfections hear I can understand this song...I remember when I was your age...

Overall its an OK CD. I guess its so much hype and anticipation around this I was expecting a giant then a regular dude showed up...Truly feel it doesn't live up to the title The Evolution. Thinking of the sludge like musical dirt she sprouted up from (goodies), she had nowhere to go but up. Even the differences between her now and then are very apparent. But is it an evolution? We met her in a homemade cut up shirt...on her new CD cover she presents an expensive (probably designer) cut up shirt...Does that constitute an evolution? I think not. Truly there is a growth from the juvenile tone that she initially had in her music, but has she evolved...My exclusive musical evolution Chart has the answer.



1. Subject is very primitive in musical nature
2. Subject grooms (new weave) and brings a new element into her repertoire a good Guest Missy Elliot she is now walking musically instead of crawling around showing "goodies"
3. Subject re-grooms (better weave style, new clothes) and delivers a rapper again but she brings in a new tool...SEXINESS subject has seemed to find a sex appeal that is broader than a booty pop.
4. Subject takes strides evolving 3 stages with this single. She is sexy, can dance her ass off and subject now has broad appeal. Subject is almost at the top of her game. Note the jackhammer subject now carries she is about to bust the game open
5. Subject returns with Promise and shows she still got it. Great video everyone is expecting an evolutionary breakthrough the next time we see or hear the subject. Subject has the music community anxiously awaiting her next move.
6. Subject has taken a step back in her evolutionary growth. While she had the tools to be on top ultimately she wasn't able to use them. A good try from the subject, we are just glad subject did not revert back to "goodies".

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

By Request Eminem the Re-Up




This one is for Rashad! Thx so much for reading....

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If you have any requests...I do take them...Leave it in the chatbox or shoot me an email!

Hot New Toy or KKK Tool You Decide....

My 2cents...I think its cute and I want one for christmas...I could see if they were lil carticatures of black men and women in some sterotype...but these are cute, cuddly toys that dance and sing hip hop, on the flip side tho if they don't sell em in the ghetto its making me a little suspicious...anyway who is purchasing one for me? I like the one who sings YEAH!

Racism

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Ciara...Keeps Wining me over

This photoshoot she did for Giant Was HOT!!! And she has everyone online waiting for even ONE of her songs to leak...Damn Ciara stop doin us like this...LOL...This girl is onto big things...her Giant shoot is better than Bee, and Janets (and ya'll know I love Janet ta death, Bee too) Check it out...She is makin sexy look effortless...I know that I am gay but I am a lil attracted to her...maybe cause we both scorpios...MMMMMM

How do they sound without the Studio Magic? Danity Kane...

The funniest thing I have see in a while! Young Joc kills it!!!

You want Micheals GLOVE...buy it on E-bay!!


Crazed Michael Jackson fans with $40 000 to burn have the chance to bid on a crystal-covered white glove, supposedly worn by the superstar, for sale on eBay.The seller claims the glove was bought from Sammy Davis, Jr.’s estate at an IRS seizure auction.


I say got damn, Micheal is a bad mofo!!! If I had 40,000 to burn i would bid...

2 Pac - Pac's Life Video

Decent Video, Ashanti Looks Better than ever lately...

Mario Mania!


I LOVE me sum Mario. This lil boy has been a favorite of mine since he broke onto the scene with "Just a friend" back in the day and YES I OWN both his albums...I am so in love with that voice of his, his overall humility, his sexiness and his dancing ability (i love me a dancin man). This song the title track from his new CD GO! offers up 2 things I love Mario and The Neptune's. This song is the same type of song the "Greenlight" (Beyonce B'Day) is but more uptempo. This song is a sure fire club hit and yet another reason to love Mario and cop that album on December 12, 2006! Download Here

Additionally I may need to call on one of you to borrow a daughter or niece because on December 31, 2006 when the scream tour comes to DC...I have 2 tickets but ya know I gotta go in with a lil kid...LOL.

Man on Music Deeana Dixon...


Its refreshing to hear some of the lil new artists on the come up. Deanna Dixon is no stranger to the spotlight she was on Idol Season 5 but I just can't write this girl off after hearing these Amazing tracks from her CD. Here is part of official Bio " At the age of 18, fresh out of high school Deanna was scouted by Mitchell Jones, a member of a renown gospel group named Commissioned and inducted to sing background for his first solo album. She continued to travel back and forth from Indianapolis to Detroit for a year while pursuing her own career in the industry. At that moment in her life she didn't realize what other dreams she would be accomplishing in her future. Winning local talent shows, appearing in season 5 American Idol and competing on Showtime at the Apollo was accomplishments she never dreamed she would conquer. Her appearance on American Idol opened many doors and has paved the way for her pursuits of becoming a soul singer. Amongst all she plans to enter the industry head strong with the morals that she attained as a child. Mostly, she plans to influence the industries perspective of beauty and Americas misconception about what is sexy. Her music speaks of the insecurities of many and pain that we've all experienced. As a full sized women that appreciates her curves, she will show America that music is not all about unrealistic images, but about the true meaning of soul."

Here are 3 songs that are a sure way to win you over. I will say this for her, if her voice doesn't win you over the strength of the lyrics will these lyrics are pretty deep from an 18yr old artist, I believe her bio "true meaning of soul" she got me in here feelin it.

Invisible - Download Here
My favorite of them ALL...Now this is so good on so many different levels. Everything sounds polished truly this is ready for the world. A beautiful mid tempo that will separate her from so many of the females out there now...

Want It, Want It - Download Here
An uptempo sex anthem that if u cannot relate too, you are definitely a prude. With a little more finishing on the backgrounds and a lil polish this could be a club banger! This song is FIRE!
Its Not Over - Download Here
This is a pretty ballad but it is the song that needs the most polish, This is the song where you can truly see she is not with a major label but you can hear the Raw talent. Truly she needs a deal
And just for fun a you tube clip of her and brother singing Brandy's he is.

New Fantasia Clip - 2 Weeks Notice



No rating needed...this is a must have CD!

This song is SOOOOO relevant to a "certain someone" boo ur notice is up...STOP CALLING!!! LOL

Enjoy

Fantasia - 2 Weeks notice
Download Here

The Mary J Blidge Duets CD MJB and Friends

2 Stars (out of 4) - Slightly Trying It


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The cd is Just OK. A short disc that seems rushed in a push to get her more attention for her upcoming greatest hits. The stand out track for me is that Robin Thicke collaboration which truly showcases that she has grown vocally. I am only a recent fan of Mary's...my first cd I ever brought was the Breakthrough...This cd will have u nodding you head doing a little reminiscing. I only wish it were longer... the sting song sux...i could go on...I am actually a lil mad i paid for it...but oh well I was jipped Mary...

*note this item can only be purchased online or at Circut City
i wouldn't waste my time with either...

Monday, November 27, 2006

Man on Music: Danity Kane/Denosh Treats

Well Here are some Tasty morsels of Music if you like Danity Kane or just the Show Making the Band...We'll start with those who did NOT make the cut...

Remember Denosh? Who can forget the one with ALL the experience who wanted to stand out and be the lead. Well needless to say she aint make the band, BUT don't sleep on her just yet...

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4 Stars (out of 4) - Ovah (for the Entire Sampler)

Her 4 song sampler is HOT...She has a GREAT Voice and she has some tight writing and beats...DAMN this surprised ME ALOT!
*Do what you gotta Do is HOT very danceable
*Go Crazy nice urban beat she brings it stronger than chicks like Letoya...MAN she is bad
*I Wanna Go Back is the song to me that sounds like it could go STRAIGHT to Radio...Denosh is not to be played with
*Take Me There damn I was wondering what she would do with a slow track and she straight murdered it!!

Damn...other chicks in the game right now...watch out. Denosh is coming and taking NO PRISONERS!!!


Now you first heard Danity's Christmas Song Here...Now check out some other Solo songs you might not here while the girls are still in a group. Songs are rated 1 by 1

4 Stars (out of 4) - Ovah
Dawn - Broken

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No this is NOT from that solo cd she did! if u want it let me know in the comments or the new box so i can post it. This is the one who will MAKE IT as a solo artist out of the group...this could go straight to the radio now...I have played it like 5 times.

2 Stars (out of 4) - Slightly Trying It
D. Woods - Boys Don't Know

Download Here
Unimpressive...Blah for me...she can do better...SKIP!

4 Stars (out of 4) - Ovah
D. Woods - Get In Where You Fit In

Download Here
Damn D. Woods...you bringin it like Dawn. This could have went on the CD it would have fit. I LOVE it! I now think there are two girls in the group who can do it...

1 Star (out of 4) - Tried It
D. Woods - Thick

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Sounds kinda lesbian-esuqe...No, No, No....D. Woods I bet u wrote this...its HORRID!
Let me know what u think of these songs in the comments or the chatbox!!!!

Must See TV 2nd Edition

In the First Edition of Must See TV I Covered the Following shows.

1.) Dexter Sundays @ 10pm (Showtime)
2.) Project Runway Wednesdays @ 10pm (Bravo) Off season
3.) America's Next Top Model Wednesdays @ 8pm (The C.W.)
4.) Heroes Mondays @ 9pm (NBC)

Those are excellent time fillers if u love to watch TV.
The next four shows are dear to My heart as well and I'd like to share them with you guys as well.

1.) The Wire HBO Sundays @ 10pm
A gritty crime filled drama about "streetlife" in Baltimore. If you miss OZ this show will help you get over it fast. If you have fantasies about guys who move "weight" on the block, this show is sure to keep you daydreamin. Altho they killed the finest MAN last year STRINGER BELL R.I.P. (dude was so fine a radio station mourned when he was taken off the show) they are back with something NEW Teens and these kidz are off the chain...They have captured ghetto life and put it on screen. This is the realest Show on TV right now

A Clip


2.)Def Comedy Jam HBO Sundays @ 11pm
A legend of a show in its own right. Who the hell hasn't heard of this show! The only flaw right now is Mike Epps...I dunno if he is funny enough as a stand up comedian to carry this.

Check out a clip


3.)The Underground Showtime Thursdays @ 10pm
This show started unfunny but its getting better...Some skits lately have had me peeing my pants. A Damon Wayans project that definitely is headed to becoming another In Living Color (it cannot compare to Chapelles show tho). I love the "protest stripper" and "the N word superhero LMAO!
Protest Stripper


4.)Top Chef Bravo Wednesdays @ 10pm
I was skeptical about this, I didn't watch the first season. Then I saw the reruns and what do u know. These "chefs" were just as catty and undermining as the top model wannabes! This is truly a show where u get to see drama and u might come up with a great meal to prepare...I love it!
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I just got a GREAT B-Day Gift!!!!


Thank YOU!!!! Thx my friend Doug...I got this Bangin coat!!! I am coming up to see you soon!!!! Things have been crazy but hopefully i can come up soon...

New Feature: The Chat Box

For those who don't wanna comment on a specific article...head over to the "chat box" on the left and leave me messages...I read everything...LOL

This Woman has "Changed My Tune"...Tyra Banks



Let me start this off by saying...I didn't like Tyra Banks for a long time. I am a Naomi fan (and like the brandy vs. Monica fans for the record I am on team brandy), I find it hard to like my girls archenemies. Lately tho, I am starting to like her...After 7 seasons of top Model...her new show is making her very, very likeable. Her undercover Homeless, and stripper stories were pure genious!

This Beyonce Spoof She Did Sealed it


This performance she got out of beyonce was no joke...I never saw Bee have that much fun Performing


Remember Oprah's You're Getting a Car, You're Getting a Car? See Tyra's Spoof Giveaway!!!


And of course she had janet on and got out this lil tidbit...ANYONE who can get something like this outta JANET (the fort Knox of interviewees and my personal FAVORITE celebrity) deserves some props!

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