K-Fed A Real Charmer

From Us Weekly and DListed comes a photo of Kevin Federline's message to Britney, cleverly written on his dressing room's shower door at the House of Blues:

Rapper and noted prose stylist Kevin Federline, 28, took up his Sharpie and left behind a love note* on the shower door of his dressing room at the House of Blues in Chicago, where he performed November 8. The message, written the day after wife Britney Spears, 24, filed for divorce, reads:

Today I’m a free man
Ladies look out
F--k a wife
Give me my kids B-tch!
--Kevin Federline

Now that is what I call PO-EH-TRAY!!!!!!

*In case there are any doubts about its authenticity, we have an actual signed Kevin Federline poster hanging up in Us Online HQ (as part of our K-Fed altar where we burn Malboro incense and leave offerings of 'beaters and illegitimate children), and the signatures match up.